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Classic Onion Articles
A place to store classic onion articles.
Couple days late but noteworthy nonetheless.....
Lance Armstrong Lets Down Single Person Who Still Believed Him
Written Oct 19, 2012
This headline was so timely and so good yesterday the Onion staff didn't have time to make up a story behind it.
OnionSports Fully Uniformed Ed Hochuli Already Standing At Midfield In Baltimore Before Final Papers Even Signed | Sports News:
Written Sep 27, 2012
You ain't seen nothing yet from Peyton Manning.
Peyton On Beginning Of Manning Era In Denver: ‘I Will Break My Neck’
Written Sep 10, 2012